Go listen to these lovely toady trills. This is what goes on in my backyard all night long. A little toady love-makin’. But seriously though, I love this noise it’s so calming and peaceful. I open my window at night just to hear them calling from my pond. However, the “bow chica wow wow” gets a little annoying after a while. Click te link and listen…just doooo eeeeet.
Remember the good ol’ days of hotornot.com and ratemyex.com etc etc etc. Well I’ve discovered a new and culturally diverse version at ratemyturban.com! I should be studying….this is getting brutal.
So I stumbled across a website which single purpose is to focus on objects which look like ducks. All hope is not lost.
Proportions of my life…
The numbers are staggering when you really take the time to consider them. How many hours, days, and weeks do we spend sleeping? What about the hours, days, and weeks spent driving from one place to get to the next? The hours, days, and weeks spent sitting at stoplights, browsing grocery store aisles, relieving ourselves, flicking through tv channels, returning unwanted purchases etcetera etcetera etcetera. The list goes on and on…but are we really living during this time or are we just going through the motions of living? In that sense, what’s the difference between living and surviving? What can we cut out to decrease the time spent surviving and increase the time spent living, doing good for the world, bettering the future for the next generation of time-wasters? We have, with some luck, 31025 days to ration our time, what are you going to do with yours?
Karlie Scheifele knows nothing…
She really knows nothing of the joys of peeing in the dark. Havn’t we all gotten up in the dead of night to carry-out the most natural of mother nature’s wishes, the classic number one. Let’s review some pros and cons of peeing (from the female’s perspective) without turning on a light.
PROS:
-Low level of disturbance to other inhabitants in the home
-One saves money on electric bills
-The planet benefits from decreased use of hydro
-A sense of accomplishment is gained in knowing one’s way around the lavatory without a dependence on light
CONS:
-Boys leave toilet seats up and you fall ass-first into the toilet bowl
-Nothing else
IN CONCLUSION…it can be said that peeing without turning on a light is clearly the better of the two hotly debated options. Furthermore, Karlie denies the obvious benefits of peeing sans light…and is therefore a simpleton.
